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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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