Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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