her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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