doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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