k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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