Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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