it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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