I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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