Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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