yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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