You're completely useless in the revolution.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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