he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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