I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
