she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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