do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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