I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
