Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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