yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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