Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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