at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
The ass gains better be worth it
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