I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
try to milk me bitch
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