I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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