what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
