I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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