He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
