one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
