Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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