We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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