we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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