honey bunches of taint.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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