Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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