If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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