It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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