So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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