she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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