You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just had sex on a roof
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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