i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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