In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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