cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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