we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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