Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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