I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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