Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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