ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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