Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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