if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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