U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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