He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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