Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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