Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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