i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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