I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Randomize
